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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

imperiousness:

reyguns:

imperiousness:

welcome to ohio we have

  • corn

motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana

all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

uglyplague:

by Anthony Cudahy

mayadoesstuff:

trappedinsanity:

in Teen Titans we don’t say “I love you” we say “I like the way you shoot starbolts” which roughly translates to “batman never taught me how to talk to girls and that’s sadly the best compliment I could manage” and I think that’s beautiful.-cyborg-window-hallucination

Vetches and passion flowers have modified some of their leaves and converted them into tendrils. These grope around in space until they touch the stem of another plant and swiftly coil around it. The tendrils then coil and pull the plant up towards the sunlight.

absolutelyvantastic:

i have never identified so hard with song lyrics

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sluttynuggets:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

Do you think whoever made this realized it’s kind of a rape joke?

And it’s funny?

no

afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N